Job Application Bloopers

Here's a list of silly mistakes people have made while writing their job applications:

• "Here are my qualifications for you to overlook."


• "Wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions."


• "Instrumental in ruining an entire Midwest chain operation." (Perhaps he meant running.)


• "Note: Please don't misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job."


• "Finished eighth in my class of ten."


• "Experienced supervisor, defective with both rookies and seasoned professionals."


• "Please call me after 5:30. I am self-employed and my employer does not know I am looking for another job."


• "It's best for employers that I not work with people."


• "I’m extremely loyal to my present firm, so please don’t let them know of my immediate availability."


• "I Planned a new corporate facility at $3 million over budget."


• Personal Interests: "Donating blood. 14 gallons so far."


• "Education: College, August 1880-May 1984."

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